Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?




**** NO ****




Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!




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A scientist disconnected his doorbell..




Why??




Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!




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What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?

- Pizza!




Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h

=>pi*z*z* a

=Pizza

Hence Proved.

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Sardar to Shopkeeper : - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.

Shopkeeper Ne Flag Dikhaya.

Sardarni : - Isme aur Colour Dikhao

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Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine".

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compliment"

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Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?

Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?







Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold )

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A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly

disease….

As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the

doctor… how??




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…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!

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