Name a place where caves mein nishan bane hota hai..






















Denmark













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how will you differentiate between a Murga and Murgi....?
















pathar maro....

agar bhaga to murga....agar bhagi to Murgi....:P...
















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Why didn't the sailors play cards..




- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
















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what would you say if a cow dances....

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..Guidance.!:-p










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Why do cows have bells hung on their neck..

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bcoz there HORNS dont work!










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An old lady met a Sardaar outside an ATM. She asked him to check her balance. So the Sardaar pushed her and she fell.