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Son: Hey mom,wats der 2 eat? His

mom throws a stone at him.Son:Hey mom I jus askd 4 sumthin 2

eat! Mom:Hum eat ka jaw aab pathar se dete hai.... :-P




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which movie will u show to a crow to make him come out?




Chronicle!( crow- nikal)







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Whicy body part of our is totally useless??.

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Ans: Blood.... because it is in vein(vain) :P







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what happens to a blue stone when it is thrown into the red sea?

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it gets wet :-P







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"DARDNAAK KAHANI"




Ladka Ladki ko chahta tha, magar wo ladki nahi jaanti thi!




Ek din ladke ne himmat ki aur ussey kaha,

"Tum mujhe acchi lagti ho."

To ladki ko Gussa aaya aur usne ladke k naak pe mukka maar diya.

Ladke ki naak mei bohot dard hua,

aur iss tarah..




Ye

'DARD' 'NAAK' wali kahani khatam hui.... :D







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In this song, Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song wears the same dress.




So when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes every sequence,

the big question is:




Why doesnt Waheda Rehman change her saree throughout the entire song?

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. Coz in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings:
'Oo mere humrahi,
meri bah thamen chalna,
badle duniya 'saree'
tum na badalna...'




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Sardar 1: If u tell me what's dere in ma basket, den i wil giv u eggs frm basket. if u tell hw many eggs r there, den i wil giv u all d 8 egss, n if tell whose eggs r there, den i wil giv u d murgi also.
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Sardar 2: Yaar koi hint toh de...